Submitted by An Aspiring Borscht Belt Comedian
SOTN Exclusive

You just can’t make this shit up … … … except that exactly what these flaming Khazarian assholes do every friggin day of the week—MAKE SHIT UP!!!

What kinda shit this week?

What was this ridiculous episode of the White House Correspondence Dinner even supposed to be about?  Yet another patently fake assassination attempt on President Donald J. Trump.  That’s three now–RIGHT?!?!?!

Then you have White House Press Secretary and upstart predictive programmer Karoline Leavitt saying this just before Washington, DC’s premier dinner event even started:

WATCH! “There will be some shots fired tonight.”
— White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

But what’s most unbelievable about this obviously staged assassination attempt is that the perps actually got a big piece of the action on video—WOW!!!

And then President Trump posted the radioactive footage on his Truth Social page. WOW! WOW! WOW!

WATCH!
Trump posts video of gunman carrying a shotgun,
a handgun and several knives right past
a phalanx of security officers.

Enough of this B movie drama—what the fuck is really going on?!?!?!

Here’ let the ZeroHedge commenters — not the ZeroHedge editors — rather the comments tell the real story here.

READ THE COMMENTS POSTED UNDER THIS POST TO
CORRECTLY UNDERSTAND THE WHCD DINNER SHOOTING

But now what’s the real back story?

OPERATION DISTRACTION &
The King of Americana Kitsch

Yeah, yeah yeah—Trump was really installed in the Oval Office to greatly advance the next critical phase of the New World Order agenda well known as the Great Reset; however, there’s only one way that gets done with any degree of success—NONSTOP AND THOROUGHLY CAPTIVATING DISTRACTION. As follows:

WHCD guests in formal wear immediately taking cover.

To view more transparently staged photo-ops at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, check out these pics.

While The Staged WHCD Chaos Photos Are Top Notch,
You Can Still Tell It’s A Perfidious Psyop

Like we’ve said, you just can’t keep making this shit up—BUT THEY WILL, because they really have no choice until they perp the big one that permits them to put the whole place on permanent lockdown, as in a martial law type of police state.

Back to the “Drama Queen-in-Chief and POTUS Crisis Actor—The Donald.”

Honestly, does it get any more freaking obvious than this?!

What we’re talking about here is a bungling, bumbling, blundering BOZO who was given his own prime time show — The Apprentice — so ha could practice being a bungling, bumbling, blundering BOZO.

All of which means that We the People are undergoing the largest and longest running  “Humiliation Ritual” of all time that’s literally being produced a a reality TV show for maximum public consumption and DISTRACTION.

An Aspiring Borscht Belt Comedian
State of the Nation
April 26, 2026