Submitted by An Aspiring Borscht Belt Comedian
SOTN Exclusive

You just can’t make this shit up … … … except that’s exactly what these flaming Khazarian assholes do every friggin day of the week—MAKE SHIT UP!!!

What kinda shit this week?

What was this ridiculous episode of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner even supposed to be about?  Yet another patently fake assassination attempt on President Donald J. Trump.  That’s three now–RIGHT?!?!?!

Then you have White House Press Secretary and upstart predictive programmer Karoline Leavitt saying this just before Washington, DC’s premier dinner event even started:

WATCH! “There will be some shots fired tonight.”
— White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

But what’s most unbelievable about this obviously staged assassination attempt is that the perps actually got a big piece of the action on video—WOW!!!  And then President Trump posted the radioactive footage on his Truth Social page. WOW! WOW! WOW!

WATCH!
Trump posts video of gunman carrying a shotgun,
a handgun and several knives right past
a phalanx of security officers.

Enough of this B movie drama—what the fuck is really going on?!?!?!

Here, let the ZeroHedge commenters — not the ZeroHedge editors — rather the comments tell the real story at the following link:

READ THE COMMENTS POSTED UNDER THIS POST TO
CORRECTLY UNDERSTAND THE WHCD DINNER SHOOTING

But now what’s the real back story?

OPERATION DISTRACTION &
The King of Americana Kitsch

Yeah, yeah, yeah—Trump was really installed in the Oval Office to greatly advance the next critical phase of the New World Order agenda well known as the Great Reset; however, there’s only one way that gets done with any degree of success—NEVER-ENDING AND THOROUGHLY CAPTIVATING DISTRACTION. As follows:

WHCD guests in formal wear immediately taking cover.

To view more transparently staged photo-ops at last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, check out these pics.

While The Staged WHCD Chaos Photos Are Top Notch,
You Can Still Tell It’s A Perfidious Psyop

Like we’ve said, you just can’t keep making this shit up—BUT THEY WILL, because they really have no choice until they perp the big one that permits them to put the whole place on permanent lockdown, as in a martial law-type of full-blown police state.

KEY POINT: As always, it looks like we have another main crisis actor in the mix: Shooter at White House Correspondent’s Dinner Previously Wore IDF Sweatshirt

Back to the “Drama Queen-in-Chief and POTUS Crisis Actor—The Donald.”

Honestly, does it get any more freaking obvious than this?!

What we’re talking about here is a bungling, bumbling, blundering BOZO who was given his own prime time show — The Apprentice — so he could practice being a bungling, bumbling, blundering BOZO.

All of which means that We the People are undergoing the largest and longest running  “Humiliation Ritual” of all time, that’s literally being produced as a riveting reality TV show for maximum public consumption and DISTRACTION.  From what exactly?

While Cole Tomas Allen — The Latest Version of Lee Harvey Oswald — Fires Shots At Last Night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Israel Attacks Lebanon

Talk about a nonstop Khazarian-directed clusterfuck and Zionist-produced shitshow right next to a Talmudic trumpster fire.

KEY POINT: As if to add insult to injury during our ongoing national “Humialition Ritual”, Trump — right on cue — makes this as usual self-serving quip right out of the Kabuki Theater script: Trump: ‘I Hate to Say I’m Honored’ by Repeated Assassination Attempts, ‘They Go After the Most Impactful People’ (VIDEO)

An Aspiring Borscht Belt Comedian
State of the Nation
April 26, 2026

SOTN Editor’s Note

As for how “The Joke Is On US”, folks will be amazed to learn just how long ago this “Humiliation Ritual” actually started.  They will also be astonished to see the sheer depth and breadth of this multi-decade criminal conspiracy that climaxes with the current Zionist-installed Trump regime.  As follows:

“The Joke Is On US”