Benjamin Bartee
\nArmageddon Prose<\/p>\n
What appears to be a poorly disguised, closeted teenage twink \u2014 whom nobody ever heard of two days ago \u2014 named\u00a0Brilyn Hollyhand<\/em>\u00a0has announced a ten-campus tour to pick up where Charlie Kirk left off.<\/p>\n Here he is, in a Master\u2019s golf shirt on his Daddy\u2019s friend\u2019s private jet, announcing his totally authentic and not at all astroturfed speaking tour.<\/p>\n As evidenced by his lavish surroundings and delicate hands uncoarsened by the ravages of working-class life, the\u00a0Brilyn<\/em>\u00a0entity is obviously doing quite well for such a young man.<\/p>\n How did\u00a0Brilyn\u2019s<\/em>\u00a0family earn their fortune?<\/p>\n Honest blood, sweat, and tears as champions of the American dream?<\/p>\n Actually, they got rich\u00a0constructing Section 8 houses for urban people with federal government subsidies<\/a>.<\/p>\n In other words, the\u00a0Brilyn<\/em>\u00a0entity is a lifelong federal welfare queen, now lecturing America\u2019s youth at the ripe age of 19 years old about the merits of capitalism.<\/p>\nVIDEO<\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n